Monthly Archives: May 2009

I’ve discovered a new thing. Chin fat.

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So the remnants of “the tube” are now gone. I’m a little sad; I miss the tube. The tube was easy. But I do like the eating thing too. Swallowing is so much fun, I sometimes almost forget to breathe! … Continue reading

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So I have an idea for a new invention. I have this problem: my dexterity and vision just are not good enough yet, so I need some help. I’ve sketched out a design for a bassinet that would really improve … Continue reading

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Chillin’

It’s such a nice day!

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Drinking Problem

Just got home from my “weigh in”. I’ve gained 10 ounces in 5 days!! Gotta go and eat again! Really! I don’t have a drinking problem! I drink, I burp, I fall asleep. No problem!

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BFF

My friend Eirene came over to play the other day — I was still a little bit tired from the move so I’m not sure I was much fun — and she was busy trying to do something I believe … Continue reading

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Eat, Sleep, Repeat…

Oh I’ve just been soooo busy. I barely have time to do anything but eat and sleep — much less write stuff in my blog. It seems like I wake up (every 3 hours) hungry, and as soon as I … Continue reading

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Out of prison

I’m out of that little room! I’m no longer tagged… no more institutional lighting… no more bed checks… no more evil guards with needles… no more sounds of others’ being tortured in the distance.. and no more midnight strip searches! … Continue reading

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Two Days

I’m practicing my magic skills! Ensorceling all in my new domain with my cuteness! Let’s see… what news? I’ve been tagged and numbered… (though I think they got my name wrong… it’s not “Baby Fee-mah-lay”) … and there are all … Continue reading

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The things they don’t tell you…

OMG! The things they forgot to tell me!! What’s with this “light” business!! I mean: ouch! What’s so exciting about a bunch of big blurry things moving around? I just don’t get it. And everything is so LOUD here! What’s … Continue reading

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